Directory

- All my Harry Potter fanfiction can be found here.

- All my Harry Potter fanfic recs can be found here.

- My fanfic is also hosted at these sites:

- Fanfiction.net
- Checkmated
- The Next Files
- Simply Undeniable
- Unknowable Room
- Ink Archive
- Mugglenet
- TheQuidditch Pitch
- Harry Potter Fanfiction
- Adult FanFiction

- A "Who's Who" guide to the Court This Disaster / More Than Our Abilities universe can be found here. It will be updated as I progress.

- My reasoning for stubbornly insisting on "Asteria" rather than "Astoria" can be found here.

Title: The First Hanukkah
Author: Bird G
Characters Draco, Asteria, Scorpius
Rating: G
Warnings: Unbeta'd, fluff, and some irreverent attitudes towards religion. Views expressed within this fic (especially if Draco is the one expressing them) do not reflect the beliefs of the author.
Word Count: 250+
Author's Note: Written for Whomping Willow's Holiday Filk and Drabble Challenge. This is the extended version of the drabble I posted there.

( Scorpius will cherish these memories for the rest of his life )

Title: Court This Disaster (4/24)
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Asteria Greengrass
Characters: Asteria, Draco
Ratings: NC-17
Word Count: 3,817
Author's Notes: Concrit/suggestions/corrections/questions will be gratefully accepted! And, of course, JKR owns everything.

Part 3.

( What are we doing? )

Title: The Deathday Party
Author: Bird G
Characters Rose, Scorpius, Al
Rating: G
Warnings: Unbeta'd
Word Count: 700~
Author's Note: Written for nextgen_drabble. Concrit/suggestions/what have you welcome.

( When he was very young he didn't question it, didn't think of it at all. )

Thanks to drcjsnider for the heads-up.

Several of my stories have been plagiarized! And when I say plagiarized, I'm not talking some bullshit where there are some vague similarities in plots. - no! I mean, they outright stole my stories, only changing some of the names and minor details.



grangermalfoy90 has stolen several of my fics and re-posted them as Draco/Hermione and Harry/Hermione among other pairings.

( All the brazen examples underneath! )

So yes, I did go through all the comments she's received and informed every single one of them that the fic they were reading has been plagiarized. That was probably a crazy thing to do but it chaps my ass to see her get praised for my writing so I don't give a fuck.

Title: Experimental Charms
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Draco/Rose/Scorpius (Draco/Rose, Scorpius/Rose), background Pansy/Asteria
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Brief mention of breathplay, brief mention of orgasm denial, and an ambiguous ending.
Word Count: 4,897
Author's Note: Concrit/suggestions/what have you welcome, blah blah blah.

( God help her, she would never tire of this. )

Title: Brilliant Idea
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Neville/Hannah
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 320
Author's Note: Written for the 28 Flavors Meme with the prompt "swimming in the buff" and Neville/Hannah.

( She had been thinking about it since they first arrived. )

Title: Want
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Draco/Asteria
Rating: R
Word Count: 510
Author's Note: Written for the 28 Flavors Meme with the prompt "horny" and Draco/Asteria.

( From the corner of his eye, he could see Scorpius pull at the high collar of his dress robes. )

Title: Insatiable
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Scorpius/Rose
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 416
Author's Note: Written for the 28 Flavors Meme with the prompt "well-shagged" and Scorpius/Rose.

( Face flushed and his body covered in sweat... )

Title: Comrpromise
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Ernie/Daphne
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 463
Author's Note: Written for the 28 Flavors Meme with the prompt "naked" and Ernie/Daphne.

( They'd had their first real row today. )

Title: Eureka
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Neville/Hannah
Rating: Soft R
Word Count: 463
Author's Note: Written for the 28 Flavors Meme with the prompt "exploring" and Neville/Hannah.

( They'd spent the day exploring the Solomon Islands. )

Title: Sandalwood and Musk
Author: Bird G
Pairing: Draco/Asteria
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 378
Author's Note: Written for the 28 Flavors Meme with the prompt "on-her/his-knees" and Draco/Asteria.

( He blames it on the the body oil. )

Title: Court This Disaster (3/24)
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Asteria Greengrass
Characters: Asteria, Draco, Daphne, Pansy, Padma and some OCs
Ratings: Surprisingly PG-13
Word Count: 3,835
Author's Notes: Concrit/suggestions/corrections/questions will be gratefully accepted! And, of course, JKR owns everything.

Part 2.

( I saw you leave with Draco Malfoy. )

Title: A Game of Truth or... Truth
Author: the_birdnest
Summary: While serving detention, Rose and Scorpius decide to put an old phial of Veritaserum to good use.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,500
Author's Note: Written for the smrw_ficafest. Thanks to drcjsnider for the beta!

( Standing under the starry ceiling of the Great Hall... )

Title: Draco Malfoy and the Art of Gate-Crashing
Author/LJ name: the_birdnest
Pairing: Draco/Asteria
Warnings: Angry sex, cheating, overuse of the word “fuck”
Word Count: 1,700+
A/N: Un-beta'd. “Fag” here means cigarette as these are Brits. Written for ptterp0rnprmpts where it won first place and mod's choice. This fic can be considered a future scene (from Draco's pov) for another fic I am working on.

( It was a busy night at the Leaky, the pub was packed with people for Ernie Macmillan's birthday. )

Author: Bird G
Title: If You Want
Ship: Scorpius/Rose
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lots of porn? Oral, horny teenagers, masturbation (both solo and mutual), intercourse, questionable reading materials, Rose and Scorpius are underage (17).
Word Count: 3,000+
Author's Notes: Written for queenb23more's birthday. Thanks to drcjsnider for the beta.

( Reading more porn? )

Title: It's My Party
Word Count: 192
Characters: Draco/Asteria
Rating: Hard R, for smuttiness
Author's Notes: Written for queenb23more for the First Line Meme that's been going around LJ.

( Don’t you suppose we should think about getting back? )

Author: Bird G
Title: Five Reasons Harry and Draco Will Never Snog.
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, mentions of past Draco/Asteria
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,060+
Summary: The title is the summary.
Warnings: EWE, some language
Notes: Written for melusinahp for the five things challenge. Written quickly so very rough and un-beta'd. Concrit welcome!

( I don't trust him. )

Author: Bird G
Title: Bitter Pill
Characters: Draco, Asteria and the rest of the Greengrasses, background Ernie Macmillan and Roger Davies
Rating: PG
Word Count: 531
Summary: Draco doesn't care much for his future mother-in-law.
Notes:I had this scene in my head for a while though it was supposed to be part of a different piece but it turned into this. Unbeta'd, concrit welcome, yadda yadda.

( Hélène Greengrass was a complete and utter pill. )